It's Baby Momma Drama day and The Clark County District Attorney's Office just WENT IN on Floyd Mayweather. All the way in. They dropped a bomb on Mayweather with enough charges to put him behind bars for 28 years. Find out what they charged him with when you go inside...
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Floyd Mayweather may take a mugshot pretty enough to order and place on your nightstand but there's no way he's smiling today. Wherever he is. Clark County District Attorney is charging him with felony counts of coercion, grand larceny and robbery PLUS battery and three counts of harassment.
DAMN Homie...you use to be the man homie. Ring the bell....they just uppercut that a$$. He's out...down...done. I mean he is a celebrity and I suppose he could buy his way out of this; however, he's not a rich white woman. I don't think Vegas will treat him like Paris Hilton...but you never know.
The first thing he should do is say the fists that hit his baby momma were NOT his. The "It's not mine" defense seems to work for folks in Vegas...at least the white ones. He should then say he took her iphone because it looked JUST like his. It was only when he saw pictures of naked people who didn't have blond hair and blue eyes did he realize his mistake. Then before any trial or meetings, check into rehab. Like tonight. For anger management, drug abuse, just something to show the judge you are being proactive and taking steps to become a better man. Last but not least, post a youtube video with yourself wearing a pink bowtie...look right into the camera...and cry. While "Man In The Mirror" plays in the background. Oh....and apologize. I mean, that should shave off at least 15 years. A black man crying on camera in a pink bowtie...the most heartless judge wouldn't send you to jail.
Mayweather - you got a lot of work to do. Tell 50 Cent to stop tweeting cause you need a ride to rehab.
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